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Village Reunion

WTF: Global Mama Village Reunion

WhyTF: In-the-flesh mama playdate

WhereTF: Gili Meno, Indonesia

WhenTF: March 30th- April 3rd, 2023

(Traveling solo? Plan to arrive on Gili on March 30th by 1pm. And leave on the 3rd by noon.
Traveling as a flock? We will plan to leave together on March 29th, sleep at Pagangbai port so we can catch the ferry in the morning of the 30th.)

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Have been dreaming of us meeting eyeball to eyeball in this secret little sandbox corner of the world for over 3 years. The pandemic got in the way… and
NOW IT’S OFFICIALLY HAPPENING!


GET READY:

  • To sleep. A LOT. (You can choose to sleep under the stars for one night if you want to)

  • To rest. A LOT. Bonjour yin yoga daily.

  • To get daily fresh coconut oil massages on the beach.

  • And then. And only then…

  • To play. To dance (badly). To scheme. And to dream.




Mamas,

We have rented the whole village. It’s ours.
Come live in THE mama village.
Matriarchy now. If only for 4 days.

Part reunion. Part retreat.

Part silly. Part serious.

Part coconut water. Part vino.

One foot grounded in the sand, one foot up in the air. Indian deity style.

WAIT WHERE?
Our village is called Mao Meno and its run by the sweetest friend called Kike. It’s simple with a beautiful yoga shala surrounded by nature (cows and hens included). 

The island is car-free, just wobbly horse carriages. 




POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS:

✨Lighting rods of inspiration & energy

✨Laughter, reflection, connection & queefs

✨Sprinkles of orgasmic pixie fairy dust

✨Floating in rooms (like Tasha Miller)

✨Leaving the island with wind under our wings


✨ WARNING: We will be filling up our batteries, one way or another. Quite literally. Get ready to expose a part of your body that may NEVER have seen direct morning sunlight (your boobs or perineum will do.) Yes absolutely dead serious.


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We will have mandatory solo time (to read book, snorkel with turtles, sit in hammock, etc) alternating with glorious feasts (cackling, giggling, dancing, etc)   

Be ready to be seen. Really.

For we will elevate the absolute fuck out of each other.

Recommend you to come solo so you can properly mother yourself.

AGAIN,
WHEN? March 30th- April 3rd, 2023
WHERE? Gili Meno, Indonesia
WHAT? Mama playground
WHY? Perineum tanning. Maybe.


FINAL PRICE: 780 USD

Includes:

  • 4 nights accommodation + nourishing healthy buffet-style meals

  • a lot of yoga & yin yoga & meditation & movement & privacy for nakedness

  • visionboarding making session (fully dressed)

  • guest speakers (dressed as well)

  • & many more surprises


Click Below to See the accommodation

 
This is my favorite restaurant in Gili Meno… Best food ever! Feet in sand… See you there!

This is my favorite restaurant in Gili Meno… Best food ever! Feet in sand… See you there!

Here is raising a toast together soon!